- Kirk
- Jul 12, 2024
- 4 min read
I was recently reminded of this experience from reader R3. This was a doozy. All photos are complimentary of R3 as I certainly took no pictures of this stay. At the time, it was something I simply wanted to forget.
I was on a company trip to Savannah, Georgia at the time. A nice city on the river with many fine hotels and restaurants. I’ve spent many nights in Savannah and have always enjoyed my stays there.
On this particular occasion one of the engineers I worked with over the years, R3, convinced me to venture outside my comfort zone and spend the night in a hotel down in his area, off the beaten path in an unincorporated community known as Shellman Bluff. He had painted the picture of the lovely rivers that flowed through the area, including his own waterfront home he had recently purchased.
I was somewhat reluctant at first to leave the comforts of Savannah for the unknown, but I took the chance. I will recall to you the stay as best I remember as this was a couple decades ago. I’m sure R3 will later correct my flawed recollection.
Shellman Bluff motel was the only one in the area so it greatly narrowed my choices. There was no online reservation system so a call to the hotel (owner/ manager?) sufficed to secure my nightly stay. I knew I was in trouble from the start when I was told there was no receptionist at the hotel but the key to my room would be left at a nearby business.

It was an hour or so drive south of Savannah through some lovely landscape until we reached the area. R3 toured me of his amazing property on the waterfront, complete with a separate in-law quarters. The place needed some work but it was the location itself that was worth a million dollars.
Anyway, I divert. Before I went to my hotel we visited an area eatery (the only one?) that was very rustic and quaint. I was actually quite excited to see the locals of this off beat area. They did not disappoint.


Well, this was a restaurant in the sense they served food, but really it was simply a bar hangout for locals. My memory is a bit hazy of all the patrons who frequented this place, but I recalled one in particular. It was a female that was bellied up to the bar, and she was toasted. I remember she was quite colorful but she was more than 3 sheets to the wind.
R3 later explained to me she was an anesthesiologist that lived in the area. I think she even had a surgery to attend the next morning. All I could think is, thank God I wasn’t the patient.

Anyway we ate our meal there, shrimp I think. Then it was off to find this mysterious (to me not R3), motel. Now, I don’t normally stay in motels, especially on the company dime, but it was all that was available.

Well, this was the motel. As poorly as it looked outside, it was much worse inside. I didn’t take pictures of it, as it was not a moment I wanted to capture on camera. But it was bad. Just a bed, no TV or any amenities at all. Not even an alarm clock! And I had a morning flight the next day I had to arise for. Now this is pre-cell phone era (at least for me) so I had no means to awake. Not even a phone in the room,
The only thing I could rely upon to wake up was my disgustful fear of all the cockroaches in the room. I think I slept with an eye open all night.

I really was not sure how the motel did any business at all. That night I was the only business, as all the other rooms were empty.
No checkout the next morning as I just left the key in the room and departed. I think I left the money with the neighboring business. No receipt, then I was stuck with having to prove the stay on my expense report. I don’t recall how that went but if I had to eat the $50 stay, no big deal.
But I will give credit where it is due. The view outside the hotel was great. It was very peaceful there on the bluff overlooking the water. The place really did have amazing potential!

Anyway, I endured my stay there all the time ruing my lost comfort of Savannah. But that was in the moment. In retrospect I wouldn’t change a thing. It gave me a memory that lasted forever compared to another of many lost nights in Savannah.
I can always count on R3 to provide something out of the ordinary. He would be a better adventure traveler than me! Maybe this was the one that began my lure for adventure travel?